Real Name: Fiona
Status: Active

PFL Singles Competition Record: 3-6 (one DQ)
Professional Pillow Fighting Record: 3-10 (two DQ's)

Age: 36
Occupation: Here’s a clue – I’m a waitress
Home Town: Toronto, ON
Height: 5’5”
Weight: 120lbs (Why? Do I look FAT to you?!)

INTERESTS:

About Me: I’m an Arts & Entertainment junkie; I’m fiercely loyal to my friends; I love blasting music in my apartment and dancing around like a fool; I believe that we should all live life to the fullest – every day is a gift and we should see it as an opportunity to push ourselves outside of our comfort zones and embrace living with no fear.

Music: My man, Johnny Cash

Movies: Fist of Legend, Fight Club, A History of Violence, Misery, Lord of War, Walk the Line, Citizen Kane, Slap Shot, Clerks, Office Space, Barbarella, and the original and un-tampered-with Star Wars movies.

TV: South Park, Family Guy, Deadwood, OZ, Buffy, 24, The Sopranos, Band of Brothers, The Office (UK version)

Books: To Kill a Mockingbird; The Portable Dorothy Parker; Eats Shoots and Leaves; The Camino; The New York Public Library Desk Reference Set (Shut up! Do you have any idea how many people I’ve blown away with the information that I’ve taken from that book?!)

Favorite Drink: Used to be a Fuzzy Navel with added shot of Southern Comfort with a side shot of Yukon Jack – the black sheep of Canadian liquor. Now it’s water.

Favorite Food: Anything that I serve to MYSELF

Education: I’ve got degrees in Theatre and English Lit – couldn’t you tell by the way I put your plate down?

PILLOW FIGHTING BACKGROUND:

First Pillow Fight Ever: Seriously, it was at the try-outs for the PFL when I fought Hurricane Rita.

Why Are You a Pillow Fighter? It’s what I was born to do – it’s my destiny. I truly believe that I am here to entertain people and remind them that even though we live in a world that has a lot of crap in it, we should have as much fun as we possibly can while we’re here.

Worst Pillow Fighting Injury: Bleeding from a few teeth after my second fight with Sally Spitfire. And a bruised lung at PFL6

Worst Pillow Fighting Fear: That I’m not entertaining the audience.

#1 Rule You'd Like to Break: Biting – but I break it almost every fight anyway

Favorite Pillow Fighter: Me dammit!!!

Pillow Fighting Nemesis: Betty Clocker – the battle of Eating Out versus Home Cookin’ is pretty frikken’ cool.

Dream Fight: Posh Spice cuz she’s pretty hot and I’d like to tussle with her on a mat (is that wrong?), or George Lucas cuz he ruined the Star Wars franchise (thank GOD he’s finally come to his senses and is releasing that the original Star Wars films on DVD in their pure versions!). If I had to choose a REAL fighter, though, I’d have to pick Boozy Suzy – the Food and Beverage Match sounds pretty cool (maybe I can even get her to dress up like Posh Spice?)