
Real Name: Sarah
Status: Active - also promoted to Junior Referee by PFL Management
PFL Singles Competition Record: 5-4
Professional Pillow Fighting Record: 7-6
Age: 24
Occupation: Freelance writer
Home Town: The Ivied Halls of UofP (for the uneducated amongst you, that stands for the University of Pillowfighting).
Height: 5’2”
Weight: A whopping 107 pounds of grey matter
INTERESTS:

About Me: I am the curator of the world’s only library dedicated to the storied art of pillow-based violence. I like rules and order. My IQ is bigger than yours.
Music: I prefer the sound of a nice, quiet library.
Movies: I’d much rather read a book.
TV: I only watch PBS.
Books: The Rule Book and Losing To Digit: A Work of Fiction by Sarah Bellum
Favorite Drink: Nonalcoholic red wine.
Favorite Food: Protein Bars
Education: Masters in Pillow Fighting
PILLOW FIGHTING BACKGROUND:

First Pillow Fight Ever: A stunning victory over Digit Jones on March 11, 2006
Why Are You a Pillow Fighter? I have dedicated my life to the study of pillow fighting and, as the world’s foremost pillow fighting scholar, I thought that it would be a crime not to share my superior knowledge with the PFL
Worst Pillow Fighting Injury: A devastating low blow at PFL1
Worst Pillow Fighting Fear: Brain damage
#1 Rule You'd Like to Break: I am disgusted by the very existence of this question. Rules should be respected! I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to break one.
Favorite Pillow Fighter: Sarah Bellum
Pillow Fighting Nemesis: Digit Jones
Dream Fight: Sarah Bellum VS Matt Striker. The loser can no longer wear argyle.
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